(Source: dvdp)
Reblogged from dvdp, 11,194 notes, May 4, 2012
0 notes, May 3, 2012
Girl: “I like your tattoo.”
Guy: “Actually, it’s a scar from when I was struck by lightning.”
Girl: Removes Clothes.
(Source: thedailywhat)
Reblogged from v-vomit, 6,932 notes, March 5, 2012
Anonymous asked: What does it feel like when you're in love?
I get this strange feeling inside of me. I get really excited. I can feel my heart race and my blood pump…
…straight to my penis.
1 note, February 21, 2012
I’m gonna tell you something you don’t want to hear.
Reblogged from itty, 4,703 notes, January 16, 2012
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
To me, coming from you,
Friend is a Four Letter Word.
End is the only part of the word
that I heard.
(Source: agent-fox-mulder)
Reblogged from agent-fox-mulder, 2 notes (0 plays), December 19, 2011
